Top Ten List
Copyright (c) 1994, Joe DeRouen
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Top 10 Gag Mother's Day Gifts
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10. Hot Pepper-flavored denture gel
 9. Fake photo of you and your new live-in lover "Ron"          
 8. Professionally edited family videos with Friday the 13th's
    Jason's head superimposed over your own
 7. Revealing photos of Dad and the office secretary
 6. Phony headline about you shooting 30 nuns from the bell tower before
    turning the gun on yourself
 5. Sexy Lingerie and powerful electric "foot massage" tool
 4. Revealing photos of *Mom* and the office secretary
 3. Trick support hose that keep falling down
 2. Two-million dollar insurance policy on Mom with you as the
    benificiary
 1. "Congratulations, it's a Girl!" greeting card announcing your
     recent sex change operation.